Tuesday, October 5, 2010

COMPLICATIONS

Hi,
Sorry I haven't been posting. Everything's kinda wacked. Ya know?

I mean, every single time I go on the computer like 2000 IMs pop up. Half Alice, half Jane. It's really tiring. I don't know why I put up with this. I tried deactivating my account and deleting the program, but it just comes back. I guess Alice got to Nudge first.

Jane's ticked at Alice. Alice is ticked/angry/screaming/crying at Jane. She has like Multiple Personality Disorder. She cries, then laughs evilly, then screams, then throws stuff, then acts like Jane doesn't exists, repeat.

So anywho, Halloween's coming up, and Alice bought me this costume which I hate. It's an AVATAR costume. Which would be super cool, if it was the KID'S version. But no. Alice had to buy the the adult version, which is super tight and uncomfortable. Maybe I'll just get Iggy to stick giant circles all over me and I'll go as Twister.

Or maybe not. ;)

Anyway, a lot of people have been begging me to get Facebook, but I won't. Here's why:

Privacy settings. They SUCK on Facebook. Ever heard of Location Settings? I'm horrible with technology and stuff, and they'll find a way to snake under my radar and tell every single person out there who I'm with, where I am, and what I'm doing. Basically I'll get killed and eaten before I can even load a profile picture.

Next: TIME WASTING. I mean, I have friends (okay, not friends, PEOPLE I KNOW) who dropped out of high school. Screwed up, have no jobs, and all total time-wasters. They sit at their computer ELEVEN AY EM (when they wake up) TO MIDNIGHT. Just on Facebook. I have one friend who has gotten over 8000 "friends". It's disgusting. Why would I want to get sucked into that? I have places to go, people to see (sort of).

Thirdly ...... okay, nevermind, I have nothing. Sure. Facebook's pretty epic. The movie was SWEET. But Max + Facebook = death

And besides, why do I need Facebook when I can just have a BLOOOOG? Really.

Alice wants it. But I say NO.

Sayonara!
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