Mission One Part 2

Okay, sorry for not posting in a long time. I have been a busy beaver...actually beavers aren't that busy compared to me, Jane, and Alice. Really. So, yeah, we totally like OWNED Jasmine and she is old news man! YEAH! Anyways, so yes, since Alice has been busy (cough, cough, SHOPPING, she loves Vermont stuff) she allowed me to carry on the duties AT THE MOMENT of our mission. So after we defeated Jasmine (well...Alice and Jane made me stay at this house like 100 miles away, I was soooo fed up, so I guess I didn't defeat her...BUT I TOTALLY HELPED WITH THE PLAN!!!) and all, I thought we would just settle down and play like...Apples to Apples or something (BTW: best. game. evaaa, well besides of course Catchphrase...) but NOOOOOO, Jane had to say "But we have to help the world" or something crappy and like...cheesy super-hero-y,  and then Alice stands up and is all "OMG! YEAH!"

Note-to-self: Ask Alice how she manages to stand in 6 inch pretty heels like she is wearing right now...

And so then, whoop-dee-doo, Jane has her Coven's leader's phone # on SPEED DIAL (besides the Cullen's, mine, Fang's, and Jacobs...and some other peoples #'s...I wonder what this one is...every time I try to look she snatches the phone away and says something snappy) and calls the chick up (BTW: the leader of the Hemonegbrevbio, all Greek and Latin root crud, man I need to go to school, or we can make is shorter, cuz I would get so fed up with tying that foreverrrr or the Hemo Government, or the HJ Gov. Hemo/hema means blood, just so ya know. OR we can do one of my personal favorites, Hemaphage, phage means eat and well...that Government is for vampires! Like Jane and Alice. No DUH!

So we set up an appointment with these guys up at Hemaphage...or shall I say down since we're up North at the moment...YAY I FEEL SMART! And they send us on a mission to go get this BAD VAMP who keeps on killing these humans. Being a human (but a bit enhanced since I am part BIRD) I was in. This guys had to go down. So if you read Jane's recent post at http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/ (CLICK IT and READ MISSION ONE) you'll see that we've been following this guy, so now we're up in Vermont. We saved all the people Alice saw in her vision. Except for one. She is being held hostage. NOT COOL! This guy is Andrew Himmeron. So, yes. BTW: I am Operative Ride and since Jane was adopted by the Cullen's she is CullenJ so she may be distinguished from Alice who is OF COURSE Operative CullenPrada (she does love hers da Prada)

Covert Operations report. 

0600 

The Operatives realized the danger and followed Andrew who was in hunting mode on the street. Operative Ride did not notice considering she is not a HEMO-SUCKER! quote-on-quote "cold one."

Alice and Jane insisted when they read over the blog I not put that considering it is...unofficially...although Jane did like the idea...Alice is such a killjoy...but then again Jane did have to go and volunteer her and her vamp buddy and winged human acquantance....okay, fine, I will allow the word buddy...

0700

Operative CullenJ was talked/bribed after one hour into flirting with Himmeron and taking him on a date, therefore making it possible for Himmeron to skip his killing spree schedule. Operative CullenJ is now extremely angry...but it glad she found evidence...I think...

Gosh, jane is picky about the officialness of her Covert Operation Report...well she is the one that wrote like...3 WHOLE SENTENCES about ME having to PEE while we were chasing HIMMERON!! The guilt is coming on that I let people die cuz I had to go go. Stupid bladder... Jane and Alice are lucky they don't pee.

0950

Operative Ride and friends infilitrated Himmeron's motel room, making sure not to leave their scent for him. Himmeron owned a notebook with newspaper clippings about the deaths of many. He owns it as a trophy.

1200

After several hours of bribing and convincing, Operative CullenPrada convinced Operative CullenJ into going on another date with Himmeron and another several hours on convincing her to kiss him at one point to draw him to his trap.

Okay...Alice is giving me the sign to stop and help them with some research on the guy. Man, Jane knows how to hack into classified files and stuff. So, Alice will soon tell you all about Mission One Part 3.

-max

-Don't die-Pass it on- JAM (that was our model from like...forever ago...like...2 years)

jasmine here...you know me as Stella, and, my life rocks, Alice and Jane don't have one anymore...cuz they're gone.

http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
Dear idiotic people who're reading this,
Jasmine here. OH?!?! I am supposed to be DEAD??!!
Oh I am sorry, but playing with Jane is just too much fun! Having her slave away at becoming my friend and keeping a straight face even when the little sucker is bursting with jealousy of me playing the imporant role of the wings on the best friend who is falling. Oh and then there is Max, who never cared. She had her own personal things to do. She probably doesn't even care and now she is ordering her pet Angel to scrub her toes, her "boyfriend" to praise her falsely, her blind boy to make her food and burn himself like an itty bitty stupid human because he can't SEE, she's telling the poopy kid to go get his problems fixed and she's making the stupid other girl...Bump? I think it is? To buy her a revolver so she can shoot her furry things attached to her back and then walk around saying some stupid evil company shot her while she was running off away from her problemos to make her look like a huge, big, amazing hero.

Anyways, cut to the chase. I killed Jane and Alice. When Jane tried to act like the big moronic hero she's not, I learned from my mistakes and destroyed them. I am now prancing around watching the purple smoke rise from the fire and I am tapping away at my iPhone. They're not coming back so BYE BYE! I WIN FAIR AND SQUARE!

It was such a shame to burn things so pretty...but then again, the dresses were only 2,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA! I laugh at my joke and blush at how hillarious I am.

Today is my wedding day. To bad my brides maids can't make it. Oh well. This is sorta what my brides dress looks like...rights reserved cuz this ain't my pic.

Cuz it shines like my brilliant future. A world without any idiotic girls in it, and just one handsome guy. Alejandro. Met him last week in Italy when I was dancing in the fountain while Alice was out somewhere, thinking of my glory. Well, bye
Jasmine...who you know as Stella unless you read the old blogs in the old...whatever. Focus on the future, not the past.

oh and p.s.

do you like my fish??? the red ones are jane, alice, and stella -- the blue one is me, STAYING OUT OF IT.

geddit? :p

this is max, staying out of it!!

hi,

okay, so this whole thing has BLOWN UP. what happened to NO DRAMA??? this is like the o.c. only in blog version.

i, personally, like stella. and i don't usually like alice's friends. she's kind, polite, and generous. she totally reminds me of chuck's new girlfriend on gossip girl, eva. and she totally looks like her too!!



EVA!!! -- lookalike to Stella!!

so i'm staying out of it. it's kind of a good thing that stella and alice are leaving tomorrow for three weeks. jane still doesn't know yet, btw. alice put ME in charge of breaking the news to her, of course. she's gonna write a note to jane for me to give to her. thanks, alice. i love you too!

so yeah. i cannot wait for tomorrow!!

october 12th = d day. wish me luck.

-max

COMPLICATIONS

Hi,
Sorry I haven't been posting. Everything's kinda wacked. Ya know?

I mean, every single time I go on the computer like 2000 IMs pop up. Half Alice, half Jane. It's really tiring. I don't know why I put up with this. I tried deactivating my account and deleting the program, but it just comes back. I guess Alice got to Nudge first.

Jane's ticked at Alice. Alice is ticked/angry/screaming/crying at Jane. She has like Multiple Personality Disorder. She cries, then laughs evilly, then screams, then throws stuff, then acts like Jane doesn't exists, repeat.

So anywho, Halloween's coming up, and Alice bought me this costume which I hate. It's an AVATAR costume. Which would be super cool, if it was the KID'S version. But no. Alice had to buy the the adult version, which is super tight and uncomfortable. Maybe I'll just get Iggy to stick giant circles all over me and I'll go as Twister.

Or maybe not. ;)

Anyway, a lot of people have been begging me to get Facebook, but I won't. Here's why:

Privacy settings. They SUCK on Facebook. Ever heard of Location Settings? I'm horrible with technology and stuff, and they'll find a way to snake under my radar and tell every single person out there who I'm with, where I am, and what I'm doing. Basically I'll get killed and eaten before I can even load a profile picture.

Next: TIME WASTING. I mean, I have friends (okay, not friends, PEOPLE I KNOW) who dropped out of high school. Screwed up, have no jobs, and all total time-wasters. They sit at their computer ELEVEN AY EM (when they wake up) TO MIDNIGHT. Just on Facebook. I have one friend who has gotten over 8000 "friends". It's disgusting. Why would I want to get sucked into that? I have places to go, people to see (sort of).

Thirdly ...... okay, nevermind, I have nothing. Sure. Facebook's pretty epic. The movie was SWEET. But Max + Facebook = death

And besides, why do I need Facebook when I can just have a BLOOOOG? Really.

Alice wants it. But I say NO.

Sayonara!
max

Welcome to my Blog

Hey everyone,

Sup? How's everyone's lives been over the past year or so?

Well, mine's been ... complicated. I don't regret leaving Alice and Jane, and I don't regret leaving this blog. I do however regret not saying goodbye properly. I know that I hurt a lot of people, but ..... I'M BACK!!! So let the games begin. Startinnnnng .... NOW!!!!

Oh, and if you're new and want the full story go to my BFF alice's blog http://www.maxnalice.blogspot.com/!

boom!
maximum