Mission One Part 2

Okay, sorry for not posting in a long time. I have been a busy beaver...actually beavers aren't that busy compared to me, Jane, and Alice. Really. So, yeah, we totally like OWNED Jasmine and she is old news man! YEAH! Anyways, so yes, since Alice has been busy (cough, cough, SHOPPING, she loves Vermont stuff) she allowed me to carry on the duties AT THE MOMENT of our mission. So after we defeated Jasmine (well...Alice and Jane made me stay at this house like 100 miles away, I was soooo fed up, so I guess I didn't defeat her...BUT I TOTALLY HELPED WITH THE PLAN!!!) and all, I thought we would just settle down and play like...Apples to Apples or something (BTW: best. game. evaaa, well besides of course Catchphrase...) but NOOOOOO, Jane had to say "But we have to help the world" or something crappy and like...cheesy super-hero-y,  and then Alice stands up and is all "OMG! YEAH!"

Note-to-self: Ask Alice how she manages to stand in 6 inch pretty heels like she is wearing right now...

And so then, whoop-dee-doo, Jane has her Coven's leader's phone # on SPEED DIAL (besides the Cullen's, mine, Fang's, and Jacobs...and some other peoples #'s...I wonder what this one is...every time I try to look she snatches the phone away and says something snappy) and calls the chick up (BTW: the leader of the Hemonegbrevbio, all Greek and Latin root crud, man I need to go to school, or we can make is shorter, cuz I would get so fed up with tying that foreverrrr or the Hemo Government, or the HJ Gov. Hemo/hema means blood, just so ya know. OR we can do one of my personal favorites, Hemaphage, phage means eat and well...that Government is for vampires! Like Jane and Alice. No DUH!

So we set up an appointment with these guys up at Hemaphage...or shall I say down since we're up North at the moment...YAY I FEEL SMART! And they send us on a mission to go get this BAD VAMP who keeps on killing these humans. Being a human (but a bit enhanced since I am part BIRD) I was in. This guys had to go down. So if you read Jane's recent post at http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/ (CLICK IT and READ MISSION ONE) you'll see that we've been following this guy, so now we're up in Vermont. We saved all the people Alice saw in her vision. Except for one. She is being held hostage. NOT COOL! This guy is Andrew Himmeron. So, yes. BTW: I am Operative Ride and since Jane was adopted by the Cullen's she is CullenJ so she may be distinguished from Alice who is OF COURSE Operative CullenPrada (she does love hers da Prada)

Covert Operations report. 

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The Operatives realized the danger and followed Andrew who was in hunting mode on the street. Operative Ride did not notice considering she is not a HEMO-SUCKER! quote-on-quote "cold one."

Alice and Jane insisted when they read over the blog I not put that considering it is...unofficially...although Jane did like the idea...Alice is such a killjoy...but then again Jane did have to go and volunteer her and her vamp buddy and winged human acquantance....okay, fine, I will allow the word buddy...

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Operative CullenJ was talked/bribed after one hour into flirting with Himmeron and taking him on a date, therefore making it possible for Himmeron to skip his killing spree schedule. Operative CullenJ is now extremely angry...but it glad she found evidence...I think...

Gosh, jane is picky about the officialness of her Covert Operation Report...well she is the one that wrote like...3 WHOLE SENTENCES about ME having to PEE while we were chasing HIMMERON!! The guilt is coming on that I let people die cuz I had to go go. Stupid bladder... Jane and Alice are lucky they don't pee.

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Operative Ride and friends infilitrated Himmeron's motel room, making sure not to leave their scent for him. Himmeron owned a notebook with newspaper clippings about the deaths of many. He owns it as a trophy.

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After several hours of bribing and convincing, Operative CullenPrada convinced Operative CullenJ into going on another date with Himmeron and another several hours on convincing her to kiss him at one point to draw him to his trap.

Okay...Alice is giving me the sign to stop and help them with some research on the guy. Man, Jane knows how to hack into classified files and stuff. So, Alice will soon tell you all about Mission One Part 3.

-max

-Don't die-Pass it on- JAM (that was our model from like...forever ago...like...2 years)